Why should it be

that evil

never wants for allies

 

while good folk

stand waiting

for support and supplies?

 

**

No, children,
you're not wrong
or crazy....
it is all
bullshit.

Stand strong and
forge on!

***

 

When prior generations were

promoting the notion of their

kids' inclusion and their ability

to "be anything that they wanted,"

maybe some caveats

should have been added.

 

Check Yourself



"Please...
Don't let the
smile and the good looks
fool you.

Chicken plucker."

***



Ahhh...it's the old "Campfire-Calm/Bedroom-Bitchiness" trait in action!"

Now that mid-life crisis has set in, all the people

who were hardcore bitches (while I was a naive

Pollyanna refusing to face reality and playing a

doormat) are now becoming very touchy-feely-

centered-spiritual(esque) 'children of the world.'

And that's all fine and good-- as the world turns.

But now they want to lecture and soliloquize and

testify and project my need to be less cynical and

embrace tolerance and peace!

You know, since they have now evolved enough to

comprehend that they are inherently correct in

whatever venture they deign to embark on. Yawn.

Well, bitches... here's a newsflash; I've been there and

definitely done that! I've held hands and kissey-pooed

and Kumbaya-ed till the cows come home....and I saw

the end results. So you do your thing and leave me well

the Hell enough alone.

I'm evolved and self-sufficient and a rip-roaring

survival machine. I got mine figured out...suckas.

It's kind of funny--the piousness with which they presume

their base rightness at every turn of their transformation.

And that their basis is better...even though I was in that

place some twenty years hence.

They're as self-important now as 'enlightened souls' as

they were when they were mercenary "Every man for

themselves" assholes.

See? Nobody really changes after all.

Underwear and Hair

Set Free...in Spite of the Uneven Truth

Connect the Dots

It's not hard...

the trail of bread crumbs they leave is massive

and easily identified. They don't feel a need to

cover up their connections; the rich are accustomed

to being above the law.

***

Bureaucratic Blunder: Georgia DFACS

 

The following is an e-mail I sent a few weeks ago

to several state service agencies, the Department of

Human Resources, DFACS, congressional representatives, and several more

parties I hoped would be of use. (Side note; It's amazing how many official websites

sport invalid e-mail addresses or defunct links on them. And the Office of the

Secretary of State is staffed by some real dense jack-wagons.)

The letter is pretty self-explanatory. The only thing I might add is that many

of these folks are also without phones or vehicles, two additional impediments

to this process.

*****************************************************************

 I am having serious problems with "DFACS" (Department of Families &

Children Services) regarding my food stamps.

The Department, in an effort to dissuade more people from getting/keeping

food stamps and stay alive, has changed their interview methods. Now, for

either application or review, an individual has to first have access to a computer,

fill out that form, and then call IN to DFACS to speak to a human rep for an

interview before the information can even be processed further.

And there's the rub; Getting a live person is impossible.

It's a bitter irony that this government agency is called the 'Department of

HUMAN Resources,' as there are no humans to be found, and certainly no

resources. Another lovely government oxymoron.

I understand that the more difficult they make this, the fewer people they'll

have to deal with. But this agency was created to assist people, and that's

what they need to be doing.

Last week I waited a combined total of 2 & 1/2 hours on the phone, only to

be cut off each time without making any contact.

Today I waited for an hour before getting disconnected. I finally reached a

rep's voice mail, and it was full. I called a different department and got trans-

ferred in, and received a busy signal.

I went to my local office and asked to see a rep, and they refused me. I asked

for a complaint number, and they told me to call the one I couldn't get through

on. I told them I don't have the ability to sit around on the phone all day, and

they said "I guess you will if you want your stamps."

This is completely unacceptable. My stamps, which I truly require to get my

food and stay alive--will be cancelled if I don't reach DFACS in time to renew.

The burden is on me. Yet they are impossible to reach. Someone really needs

to lose their job over this recent change, but more importantly, it needs to go

back to the old method.

(By the way, I received two different letters from two different locations of

DFACS offices telling me to be ready at specific dates at specific times to

receive a call for my phone interview. It's ONLY because I went to the local

office to see why I had two different appointments--after I had been on the

phone 3 hours that day unable to reach a person--that I found out the letters

were to be disregarded and they no longer did things that way. So they are

really in a bad way with disorganization and incompetence.)

Please see to it that the right people are addressing this problem, which is

surely affecting millions of people statewide.

Thanks for your attention and time,

Sincerely,

Robert Sayre

*************************************************************

It took me a total of 17 phone calls, three visits to the local DFACS office, several

conversations with contacts within the system, said e-mails being sent out, and a

sum total of over 21 hours to get my review completed.

Beyond unacceptable, and I'm a tenacious bastard who won't take 'No' for an answer.

What of all the meek and mild who don't have the strength or know-how to stand

up for themselves?

The workers themselves--the low level case workers who didn't implement this

ridiculous system but are forced to listen to enraged clients every day on the

phone calls that get answered--are fed up with the ineffective and frustrating

new system. I'm sure they'd give an interested reporter quite an earful.

****

Can't Even Shit in Peace



WANTED:

Designers of public bathrooms
that take 1,200 square feet of open space
and place the only toilet
six damned inches from the wall...

with a toilet paper dispenser
positioned firmly where you would stand
in order to sit down correctly
on said toilet.

I'm looking for them;
I got a reward I want to give them.

Assholes.

***



"AIIIIIEEEEEIIIEEEEE!!!!!"



"Stop stepping on my Pussy!
You gonna stretch him out and hurt it!"



I Can Name a Few Things that Use More Facial Muscles



The exquisite Coco Peru; Drag Queens can maintain presence without smiling!

I don't know who first contrived the nonsense about smiling
taking fewer facial muscles than frowning...

Probably some nutty religious zealot trying to fool everyone
into acting all Holly-Jolly all the annoying-ass damned time.

Regardless, I call 'Bullshit.'

Frowning is my natural damned state, and it comes easily
and makes sense.

Smiles hurt my face and go against the grain of my soul.

So don't front on that shit.

Too much smiling burns worse than cum in your eye.

"IT burns, Gabriel...it BURNS!"

*******************************************

Der-de DERRRR! The New Math!

'All's I know' is...

Congress is obviously not made up of the

sharpest tools in the shed.

They might shoulda re-thunk that whole business

about making guns easily accessible to the huddled

unwashed, because with their UNpopularity at an

even deeper record low now...well, you do the math.

Take away our voices and our power, and

in the same moment grant us access to guns?!?

Tain't too swift, speedy!

Folks are ready for more than just 'Election Day'

comeuppance, thank you very much.

***

Get it Up

Life is HARD, kids!

So YOU better get Hard...

and Fuck it before it Fucks you!

***

A Call to Arms

Pat Buchanan recently renewed his

'Total Dick Card' by saying some

new outrageous shit about how

he and his right wing conservative

(not-even) Christians need to get brutal

with gays and lesbians.

Well, Patricia, be careful

what you wish for.

See, you and your ilk

have been raging assholes for decades,

and we're only now fighting fire

with force.

You wanna up your game, sissy?

Well, up yours.

We can get shitty and load guns too, bitch.

But we don't need to threaten you;

you and yours look pretty piss-poor.

I imagine you'll be dropping dead and

turning into fossil fuels any day now.

But we can take you,

even if your hate ends up

empowering you another few

dozen years, Nosferatu.

***

Translations 'R' Us

When other people dismiss you and condemn you,

it doesn't mean that you aren't worth paying attention

to or that you don't have something to offer.

It means your detractors aren't smart enough to

recognize your value, or they're compensating for

some Everest-sized shame and lack of confidence

of their own.

Either way, if you just learn to say "Fuck 'em all,"

you've kind of amply covered all your bases.

***

Pest Control

"HOW  DUBYA  LIKE  ME,  NOW !?!?"

Same as before, you inbred,

ignorant, war-mongering dip shit;

Not a single god damned lick.

Go crawl in a hole and die,

why don'tcha-- you outdated cheese.

You sponsored a library?

That's like Cheney teaching charm school.

That's like Republicans feeding the poor.

That's like a low-intellect illiterate buffoon with

no original thought and no concept of reality

promoting reading.

(Oh, wait--it is like that; you and Wifey

got that shit covered tight!)

You're a screw-up, a coke head, a

racist, a killer of men women and children,

a petty tyrant, a liar, a silver-spooned

beneficiary of plenty-o-money and

two stolen/purchased elections.

That's your legacy, con man.

Let it never be forgotten.

***

Disparity Brings Clarity

Quick! Act like we're all as stupid as

'The Powers That Be' wish we were,

and explain this to me!

Explain the disparity between allowing gun-toting

alarmists and nuts the 'freedom to assemble'

when we know they're planning to take down America,

they threaten and intimidate at every turn,

and their purpose is to oppose the law....

...

yet authorities demonize and assault the peaceful protesters

who want to hold accountable the corrupt system that

exists (and its warlords,) and who are looking

for accountability and making the system work

from within.

Hmmnnnnnn.

Thanks for making it clear, Gestapo Amerika;

Violence and the Threat of Violence Rules.

We need to fight fire with fire and start

bringing weapons and making veiled threats

in order to get your attention and

not be abused when attempting to

exercise our free speech rights.

Totally doable.

***

Impending Utter Cat-Ass-Trophy

I may need to pull a 'rethink' on

all this 'gun rights' horseshit!

Since we can't keep guns away from the loons

(you know--the ones who already have them!),

let's just start handing out loaded guns to

EVERYBODY!

You know; Mexicans, Gays, Blacks, Liberals,

Mentally Ill, Menstruating Women, Single Women,

Loose Women, Lesbian Women, Abortionists,

Atheists, Immigrants, and so on...

and let us be 'more than ready' when the

nut balls start some shit.

If you can't beat 'em, be enjoined by 'em!

***

A Shift in Consciousness!

Hey, kids--LOOK!

Some good news on the economic future

of America! Woo-hoo!

It's no longer profitable to

maintain the military industrial complex

that once made this country...well,

the undesired and despised police of the world!

(Hmmm...wonder if that coincides with

Cheney being out of office? Oh well!)

But fear not--

we're shifting gears and charting

a course for a more humanitarian

endeavor to ensure the future

of our souls as well as our pocketbooks! 

Now we're a Prison Industrial Complex!

All right!
Just throw everybody in jail; all the poor

people, political dissenters, crazy people,

and the unemployed...now that prisons are

for-profit organizations, it's not substituting

one system of taxpayer welfare for another!

It's awesome; just keep whittling away

at the populace until there's nobody left on

the outside of the prison walls but some

immensely satisfied uppity white guys with

massive bank accounts.

Onward and upward;

profiting off hardship is the American Way!

"Sucks to be You"

oughta be our new national slogan!

www.TamingBeast.blogspot.com

Wishes and Fishes: Maintain Specificity!

Palin: Can't take a hint!

A word to the wise.....of the "Be careful what

you wish for" variety.

  

Bachmann

The next time feminist groups and women's rights

groups and thinking people everywhere start

decrying that "What Washington needs is more of

that nurturing, positive, feminine energy infused in order

to bring about clear leadership and crucially

compassionate decision-making!"....

 

Musgrave

 Uhhh.....

maybe be a little more clear than

"Let's get more women elected!"

 

Brewer

Just saying!

 

Everhart

 A vagina is not a magic gateway

to progress; ignorant Douche Bags come in

a wide variety of Krazy.

Kern

***