Hey, kids--LOOK!
Some good news on the economic future
of America! Woo-hoo!
It's no longer profitable to
maintain the military industrial complex
that once made this country...well,
the undesired and despised police of the world!
(Hmmm...wonder if that coincides with
Cheney being out of office? Oh well!)
But fear not--
we're shifting gears and charting
a course for a more humanitarian
endeavor to ensure the future
of our souls as well as our pocketbooks!
Now we're a Prison Industrial Complex!
All right!
Just throw everybody in jail; all the poor
Just throw everybody in jail; all the poor
people, political dissenters, crazy people,
and the unemployed...now that prisons are
for-profit organizations, it's not substituting
one system of taxpayer welfare for another!
It's awesome; just keep whittling away
at the populace until there's nobody left on
the outside of the prison walls but some
immensely satisfied uppity white guys with
massive bank accounts.
Onward and upward;
profiting off hardship is the American Way!
"Sucks to be You"
oughta be our new national slogan!
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