Ugh! Now truly Immortal on DVD!
It's too bad the real life drama is 20 times better
than what's on the screen.
The last time that much celluloid and money was
wasted was when...no, wait...this is the worst.
Ads promote this as "The best of the Twilight Saga movies,"
which is a bit like saying "the nicest smelling porta-potty at
It's rotten to the core.
It sucks better than a Hoover vacuum
or a real vampire.
Most horrible role models and 'heroes'
for kids since Charles Manson.
(Naw, at least Manson had vision.)
Hopefully the fad will die off as
tweeners grow up, gay guys find new
obsessions, and old women develop
embarrassment over their cougarish ways.