Monday, May 14, 2012

Breaking it Down

'Hope' is for

I'm paying

(Have you met
any humans lately!?!)


Tuesday, May 8, 2012


There are three kinds
of people in the world.

Those that know the world
is chock-full of dicks....

those too naive to believe
the first group of people...

and, of course...
a bunch of dicks.


Saturday, May 5, 2012

Get on Your Knees

Well, I can only think of one positive
outcome from someone going down
on their knees...
and silent meditation and favor-asking
of the Big J.C. ain't it, folks.

Prayer; when you're crazy enough to
believe that wishing and hoping and
dreaming and begging will make a damned
bit of existence in reality.

That an omniscient and omnipresent
and omniconscious deity is paying
attention and gives a shit
about what you think or want.

Or, you're pompous enough to imagine
a personal relationship with your
Pocket Protector which allows
you to personally interpret the
supernatural director's
plan and desire for your daily life.

Prayer; when sitting on your ass
and thinking about stuff seems more
useful than actually doing something.

But hey--how awesome that you're
self-important enough to think you
deserve to get what you
the expense of someone else's happiness!
Right on, losers!