Wednesday, November 14, 2012

"Yes...unfortunately, I CAN hear you now."


So, I know that cell phone use is evidently more
addictive that porn, nicotine, and alcohol put
together. Silly bitches (of both sexes) can't be
bothered to turn off their cell phones in line,
at the store, at a restaurant, in the library, or
(of course) in a moving vehicle.

I know that one day last week there had to
have been at least a dozen ignorant mother
fuckers who were driving while on a cell phone
within just a short 5 block drive.
Taking corners, missing stoplights, on the highway.
They don't care; they're invulnerable...greatest drivers ever.

Bullshit.


Ignorant-ass, ridiculous, life-risking pieces of shit;
HANG UP the mother-fucking phones AND DRIVE.

Hang 'em up in public too. Here's a news flash;
I do not give a good god damn about your
private life, your drama, your personal business
of any sort. Calm down, stop shouting, stop
posing, stop making me hear your worthless
bullshit.

Because we both know you are NOT that
damned important, and really have nothing to say.

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