"Rock Me Gently...Rock Me Slowly..."

"Rock Me Sexy Jesus"

lyrics by The Ralph Sall Experience

(from the movie "Hamlet 2")

He's totally the man

The man with the plan

He traveled through time

In an awesome custom van

Moralistically,

He taught us to be good

How to set our souls free

And do all the shit we should

Now we do the right deeds

We go to church and such

And we stopped smoking weed

Well at least not as much

And we can't forget to mention,

The golden rule

Do unto others as you would have them...

Slam bam, spank you ma'am

[singing begins]

Do unto you!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

He died for our sins

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

We're really amazed

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

He lays down science,
it really blows my mind
But he's also got abs
that transcend space and time

He's the son of God
and I think that's cool

But he's got swimmer's bod
 like nobody do

(chorus)

The Immaculate Conception
really makes my day
But the dude's got lats
that make me feel gay

"Turn the other cheek"
is really showing class

But I really think it's sexy
when he kicks Satan's ass

Kicks Satan's ass!

Kicks Satan's ass!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
He died for our sins

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

We're really amazed

You gotta believe us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

Oooooo, oooooo,

ooooo, ooooooo

Ahhh, Ahhhh,

Jesus, H. Christ!

His zen zing zang is gonna appease us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

His holiest of ways

Ain't never gonna leave us

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

All night long

 

Lyrics compiled by www.MaxiLyrics.com

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