The CPAP is over y'all; the failing GOP party was resuscitated,
saved in its last dying breaths.
The CPAP--huh? Oh...excuse me...the CPAC...my bad.
(Though the other did make more sense.)
Anywho, we got us some new resolutions to trick votes outta folks.
We will prove to you that we are the party willing to do a complete
reversal on all our beliefs in order to stay in power!
Conviction? Fuck a conviction!
What do you want us to say and do to win you over? No, really--
tell us! Because we damned well can't figure it out and come to a
consensus.
We got an unbridled, nuclear-threat level of crazy with no place to
go. Like the Catholic church, we're awaiting a reinvention....some
rehabilitation...hell, even a resurrection.
(Although...it's probably best for most of us that we don't wish too
hard for that last one. Y'never know where we might end up.)
But in the meantime, send us some new groups to hate on so
we can keep our momentum going.
We may be changing our facade, but let's not get outta control;
pure evil doesn't roll up and go away. It just gets a touch-up.
We'll be destroying lives with self-aggrandizing bullshit again
before you know it.
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