You Make a Good Point...With Your Head



"...and now for this side of my mouth!"

Newt Gingrich says he believes the American people have a right

to bear arms since we need to be prepared to fight tyranny.

Okay, Nutty Newt; you finally convinced me.

I have never known a bigger tyrant than you (and your

Republican Idiot Squad,) attempting to strip rights and

separate this country, so I'll get a gun and put aside a

bullet with your tyrannical ass' name on it.

We'll have to determine point of entry for effect, though;

a bullet to the heart or the brain is unlikely to do any damage.

Asshole Supreme.

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Hiding in Plain Sight

The Illusion

of easy, secure

Freedom

is the

greatest

prison

of all.

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A Decent Rim Job

"Let me talk to ya, son;

They too Big, Boy...

They TOO Big!

Where the wheel at?
Where the tire at?
Can you drive it?

You can't even get in the car, son;

you sitting in the road.

Looking like a Kewpie doll.

Yeah, you got a Rim Job, son;

but you the one came out

smelling like shit!"

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Witticisms







Simplicity, even if falsely quoted!







I'm not as good a man as even a

falsely-credited Twain;

this is one area of my life

where procrastination is not an issue.

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Under the Veil

The Truth is

that "being in love"

is a Lie.

What Everybody wants

is Adoration,

or Salvation,

or Masochistic Domination,

or maybe

just to get Laid.

The rest of it

is more of the same;

Horseshit

and Game-Playing

and Pretense

to the Nth Degree.

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"The Biggest Screaming Scrunt"



"Shut...the Fuck...UP...already!"


Having to look after someone means having to
hear what they watch on TV some times
(since blocking out noise with headphones or
earplugs would defeat the purpose of being there
in case something happens!)

But I damned near had to put my boot
up the TV's ass last night as mother
was fixated on "The Biggest Loser."

Some screeching harpy Beyotch and 1/2
would not have been living around me
for 20 seconds with her annoying loud mouth
before I had to show her a glimpse of
Tomorrow Land. Day-um!

Supposedly this banshee is this super-
popular team leader that eveyone loves!?

I don't see how anyone finds all that
screaming and hollering remotely
'helpful.' Maybe it's from how I grew up,
but screaming and yelling caused my problems;
it never solved any.

I tune out immediately when someone raises
their voice to me; I go immediately into
"Oh-no-you-dinnint!" ass-whupping mode.

Whatever happened to nurturing, support,
effective motivation and enticement?

I think this Jillian chick represents the entire
problem in this country; everyone is so
completely ball-bustingly, beat-themselves-up, negative
about their sex lives, their eating lives, their body image....
it's bombastic crazy-ass yelling that leads people to shut down
and retreat, not want to get better.

Do we need toughness?
Yeah.

But you don't use dynamite to kill a cockroach.

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