You Make a Good Point...With Your Head



"...and now for this side of my mouth!"

Newt Gingrich says he believes the American people have a right

to bear arms since we need to be prepared to fight tyranny.

Okay, Nutty Newt; you finally convinced me.

I have never known a bigger tyrant than you (and your

Republican Idiot Squad,) attempting to strip rights and

separate this country, so I'll get a gun and put aside a

bullet with your tyrannical ass' name on it.

We'll have to determine point of entry for effect, though;

a bullet to the heart or the brain is unlikely to do any damage.

Asshole Supreme.

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Don't Be Surprised

You know the old saying, "If you lie down with dogs,
you'll wake up with fleas?"

Or how about "The quality of your friends says a
lot about your character!"

Well, I happened across this acquaintance's facebook
page the other day, and among the listed names of
"People Who Inspire Me" were George Bush and--
wait for it--Newt Gingrich!

The best part of all? This guy has a status of "engaged."

Well, here's a suggestion for his soon-to-be other half;
Girl...you better RUN, don't walk, straight outta that
mess, cuz I sure don't wanna hear you crying in two
years when your married ass wonders why there were
'no signs' that he wasn't as legit as he proclaimed!

The writing is always on the walls, boys and girls.
Stop and read it.

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