Twilight of the "OH MY GAWD!"s

Ugh! Now truly Immortal on DVD!

It's too bad the real life drama is 20 times better

than what's on the screen.

The last time that much celluloid and money was

wasted was when...no, wait...this is the worst.

Ads promote this as "The best of the Twilight Saga movies,"

which is a bit like saying "the nicest smelling porta-potty at

the fair."

It's rotten to the core.

It sucks better than a Hoover vacuum

or a real vampire.

Most horrible role models and 'heroes'

for kids since Charles Manson.

(Naw, at least Manson had vision.)

Hopefully the fad will die off as

tweeners grow up, gay guys find new

obsessions, and old women develop

embarrassment over their cougarish ways.

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Nothing as it Seems

The average 'gun enthusiast'

(the worst euphemism since 'military intelligence,'

as it is both innocuously misleading and

woefully understated) seems to be of the mind that

"Well, we already have all these guns...we might as well use them"

as though that's an end point on a philosophical

conversation.

To which I can only reply

"Thank goodness we didn't feel that way about

our nuclear weapons. But, at least that would

have been faster and less messy than gun annihilation."

Hey, maybe we could initiate the

philosophy of
"We've got these brains...might as well use them?"

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You Make a Good Point...With Your Head



"...and now for this side of my mouth!"

Newt Gingrich says he believes the American people have a right

to bear arms since we need to be prepared to fight tyranny.

Okay, Nutty Newt; you finally convinced me.

I have never known a bigger tyrant than you (and your

Republican Idiot Squad,) attempting to strip rights and

separate this country, so I'll get a gun and put aside a

bullet with your tyrannical ass' name on it.

We'll have to determine point of entry for effect, though;

a bullet to the heart or the brain is unlikely to do any damage.

Asshole Supreme.

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Hiding in Plain Sight

The Illusion

of easy, secure

Freedom

is the

greatest

prison

of all.

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A Decent Rim Job

"Let me talk to ya, son;

They too Big, Boy...

They TOO Big!

Where the wheel at?
Where the tire at?
Can you drive it?

You can't even get in the car, son;

you sitting in the road.

Looking like a Kewpie doll.

Yeah, you got a Rim Job, son;

but you the one came out

smelling like shit!"

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Witticisms







Simplicity, even if falsely quoted!







I'm not as good a man as even a

falsely-credited Twain;

this is one area of my life

where procrastination is not an issue.

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Under the Veil

The Truth is

that "being in love"

is a Lie.

What Everybody wants

is Adoration,

or Salvation,

or Masochistic Domination,

or maybe

just to get Laid.

The rest of it

is more of the same;

Horseshit

and Game-Playing

and Pretense

to the Nth Degree.

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