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"HOW  DUBYA  LIKE  ME,  NOW !?!?"

Same as before, you inbred,

ignorant, war-mongering dip shit;

Not a single god damned lick.

Go crawl in a hole and die,

why don'tcha-- you outdated cheese.

You sponsored a library?

That's like Cheney teaching charm school.

That's like Republicans feeding the poor.

That's like a low-intellect illiterate buffoon with

no original thought and no concept of reality

promoting reading.

(Oh, wait--it is like that; you and Wifey

got that shit covered tight!)

You're a screw-up, a coke head, a

racist, a killer of men women and children,

a petty tyrant, a liar, a silver-spooned

beneficiary of plenty-o-money and

two stolen/purchased elections.

That's your legacy, con man.

Let it never be forgotten.

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Disparity Brings Clarity

Quick! Act like we're all as stupid as

'The Powers That Be' wish we were,

and explain this to me!

Explain the disparity between allowing gun-toting

alarmists and nuts the 'freedom to assemble'

when we know they're planning to take down America,

they threaten and intimidate at every turn,

and their purpose is to oppose the law....

...

yet authorities demonize and assault the peaceful protesters

who want to hold accountable the corrupt system that

exists (and its warlords,) and who are looking

for accountability and making the system work

from within.

Hmmnnnnnn.

Thanks for making it clear, Gestapo Amerika;

Violence and the Threat of Violence Rules.

We need to fight fire with fire and start

bringing weapons and making veiled threats

in order to get your attention and

not be abused when attempting to

exercise our free speech rights.

Totally doable.

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Impending Utter Cat-Ass-Trophy

I may need to pull a 'rethink' on

all this 'gun rights' horseshit!

Since we can't keep guns away from the loons

(you know--the ones who already have them!),

let's just start handing out loaded guns to

EVERYBODY!

You know; Mexicans, Gays, Blacks, Liberals,

Mentally Ill, Menstruating Women, Single Women,

Loose Women, Lesbian Women, Abortionists,

Atheists, Immigrants, and so on...

and let us be 'more than ready' when the

nut balls start some shit.

If you can't beat 'em, be enjoined by 'em!

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A Shift in Consciousness!

Hey, kids--LOOK!

Some good news on the economic future

of America! Woo-hoo!

It's no longer profitable to

maintain the military industrial complex

that once made this country...well,

the undesired and despised police of the world!

(Hmmm...wonder if that coincides with

Cheney being out of office? Oh well!)

But fear not--

we're shifting gears and charting

a course for a more humanitarian

endeavor to ensure the future

of our souls as well as our pocketbooks! 

Now we're a Prison Industrial Complex!

All right!
Just throw everybody in jail; all the poor

people, political dissenters, crazy people,

and the unemployed...now that prisons are

for-profit organizations, it's not substituting

one system of taxpayer welfare for another!

It's awesome; just keep whittling away

at the populace until there's nobody left on

the outside of the prison walls but some

immensely satisfied uppity white guys with

massive bank accounts.

Onward and upward;

profiting off hardship is the American Way!

"Sucks to be You"

oughta be our new national slogan!

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Wishes and Fishes: Maintain Specificity!

Palin: Can't take a hint!

A word to the wise.....of the "Be careful what

you wish for" variety.

  

Bachmann

The next time feminist groups and women's rights

groups and thinking people everywhere start

decrying that "What Washington needs is more of

that nurturing, positive, feminine energy infused in order

to bring about clear leadership and crucially

compassionate decision-making!"....

 

Musgrave

 Uhhh.....

maybe be a little more clear than

"Let's get more women elected!"

 

Brewer

Just saying!

 

Everhart

 A vagina is not a magic gateway

to progress; ignorant Douche Bags come in

a wide variety of Krazy.

Kern

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Paul Mooney's "Analyzing White America"

A raucous, truth-telling, no-holds-barred

rendering of the white folks in America

as seen by the real-deal, Paul Mooney.

Not for the easily-offended.

Paul Mooney "Analyzing White America" full album

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