Well, you really can't tell people with more money
than sense to stop embarrassing themselves, so....
might as well go along for the ride.
PRESS CONFERENCE TRANSCRIPT:
12:00 Noon:
Donald: (intermittent whining, whimpering, and mewling)
12:01 p.m.
Donald: "Uh, well...you all know why I have called you here
today....because I am hungry for attention and out of
my god damned mind."
12:02 p.m.
Donald: "I hereby accuse President Obama of being
someone I will go to any lengths to discredit,
including inventing bullshit and making mountains
out of mole hills."
12:03 p.m.
Donald: "But...but...how can I make it about ME? me, me, me, me,
MEEEE!
I'm just so darned angry I won't be ruling the nation!
But at least I want to have someone in there looking
out for billionnaires, dammit."
12:04 p.m.
Crowd: "Who gives a fuck, you washed up cunt?
Why don't you get a life, you screwball?"
Yeah, I think that about sums it up.
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