Twilight of the "OH MY GAWD!"s

Ugh! Now truly Immortal on DVD!

It's too bad the real life drama is 20 times better

than what's on the screen.

The last time that much celluloid and money was

wasted was when...no, wait...this is the worst.

Ads promote this as "The best of the Twilight Saga movies,"

which is a bit like saying "the nicest smelling porta-potty at

the fair."

It's rotten to the core.

It sucks better than a Hoover vacuum

or a real vampire.

Most horrible role models and 'heroes'

for kids since Charles Manson.

(Naw, at least Manson had vision.)

Hopefully the fad will die off as

tweeners grow up, gay guys find new

obsessions, and old women develop

embarrassment over their cougarish ways.

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Nothing as it Seems

The average 'gun enthusiast'

(the worst euphemism since 'military intelligence,'

as it is both innocuously misleading and

woefully understated) seems to be of the mind that

"Well, we already have all these guns...we might as well use them"

as though that's an end point on a philosophical

conversation.

To which I can only reply

"Thank goodness we didn't feel that way about

our nuclear weapons. But, at least that would

have been faster and less messy than gun annihilation."

Hey, maybe we could initiate the

philosophy of
"We've got these brains...might as well use them?"

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