Monday, May 14, 2012

Breaking it Down




'Hope' is for
SUCKERS!

I'm paying
attention!

(Have you met
any humans lately!?!)

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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Trio


There are three kinds
of people in the world.

Those that know the world
is chock-full of dicks....

those too naive to believe
the first group of people...

and, of course...
a bunch of dicks.


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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Get on Your Knees



Well, I can only think of one positive
outcome from someone going down
on their knees...
and silent meditation and favor-asking
of the Big J.C. ain't it, folks.


Prayer; when you're crazy enough to
believe that wishing and hoping and
dreaming and begging will make a damned
bit of existence in reality.


That an omniscient and omnipresent
and omniconscious deity is paying
attention and gives a shit
about what you think or want.


Or, you're pompous enough to imagine
a personal relationship with your
Pocket Protector which allows
you to personally interpret the
supernatural director's
plan and desire for your daily life.


Prayer; when sitting on your ass
and thinking about stuff seems more
useful than actually doing something.


But hey--how awesome that you're
self-important enough to think you
deserve to get what you want...at
the expense of someone else's happiness!
Right on, losers!



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