Well, I can only think of one positive
outcome from someone going down
on their knees...
and silent meditation and favor-asking
of the Big J.C. ain't it, folks.
Prayer; when you're crazy enough to
believe that wishing and hoping and
dreaming and begging will make a damned
bit of existence in reality.
That an omniscient and omnipresent
and omniconscious deity is paying
attention and gives a shit
about what you think or want.
Or, you're pompous enough to imagine
a personal relationship with your
Pocket Protector which allows
you to personally interpret the
supernatural director's
plan and desire for your daily life.
Prayer; when sitting on your ass
and thinking about stuff seems more
useful than actually doing something.
But hey--how awesome that you're
self-important enough to think you
deserve to get what you want...at
the expense of someone else's happiness!
Right on, losers!
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