Connect the Dots

It's not hard...

the trail of bread crumbs they leave is massive

and easily identified. They don't feel a need to

cover up their connections; the rich are accustomed

to being above the law.

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Pest Control

"HOW  DUBYA  LIKE  ME,  NOW !?!?"

Same as before, you inbred,

ignorant, war-mongering dip shit;

Not a single god damned lick.

Go crawl in a hole and die,

why don'tcha-- you outdated cheese.

You sponsored a library?

That's like Cheney teaching charm school.

That's like Republicans feeding the poor.

That's like a low-intellect illiterate buffoon with

no original thought and no concept of reality

promoting reading.

(Oh, wait--it is like that; you and Wifey

got that shit covered tight!)

You're a screw-up, a coke head, a

racist, a killer of men women and children,

a petty tyrant, a liar, a silver-spooned

beneficiary of plenty-o-money and

two stolen/purchased elections.

That's your legacy, con man.

Let it never be forgotten.

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Refreshed and Ready!

The CPAP is over y'all; the failing GOP party was resuscitated,
saved in its last dying breaths.

The CPAP--huh? Oh...excuse me...the CPAC...my bad.

(Though the other did make more sense.)
Anywho, we got us some new resolutions to trick votes outta folks.

We will prove to you that we are the party willing to do a complete
reversal on all our beliefs in order to stay in power!

Conviction? Fuck a conviction!

What do you want us to say and do to win you over? No, really--
tell us! Because we damned well can't figure it out and come to a
consensus.

We got an unbridled, nuclear-threat level of crazy with no place to
go. Like the Catholic church, we're awaiting a reinvention....some
rehabilitation...hell, even a resurrection.

(Although...it's probably best for most of us that we don't wish too
hard for that last one. Y'never know where we might end up.)

But in the meantime, send us some new groups to hate on so
we can keep our momentum going.

We may be changing our facade, but let's not get outta control;
pure evil doesn't roll up and go away. It just gets a touch-up.

We'll be destroying lives with self-aggrandizing bullshit again
before you know it.

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Shock Follows Shock

This sequester nonsense is big news.

The Republicans--none of whom will be adversely

affected by job cuts or loss of services with their

life of privilege firmly in place--have no worry

over what happens to the rest of us.

Their beloved rich puppet-masters are being

protected at all costs, and that's their true job...

certainly not the job they were hired for and swore

to uphold, but what's to be done about it?

They know there is no way for them to be held

accountable, short of bloody revolution.

They sure seem intent on bringing that about.

Yes, spending cuts are needed.

Let's start with a freeze on Congress' paychecks.

Yes, budgeting is required.

Lets' eliminate the last 3 pay raises they gave themselves, too.

All true--and still not the deciding issue.

Republicans are owned lock, stock and barrel by the

elite and special interest groups. They will not

make a move for two reasons;

They won't betray their real masters,

and they will not be seen 'giving in' to the President.

Sounds like a great rational for allowing this

country to be torn apart.

Do your jobs, you ignorant, vain bastards.

And let's start an investigation into Congress' private accounts

since they obviously aren't living off of the American people's salary.

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You Make a Good Point...With Your Head



"...and now for this side of my mouth!"

Newt Gingrich says he believes the American people have a right

to bear arms since we need to be prepared to fight tyranny.

Okay, Nutty Newt; you finally convinced me.

I have never known a bigger tyrant than you (and your

Republican Idiot Squad,) attempting to strip rights and

separate this country, so I'll get a gun and put aside a

bullet with your tyrannical ass' name on it.

We'll have to determine point of entry for effect, though;

a bullet to the heart or the brain is unlikely to do any damage.

Asshole Supreme.

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