Impending Utter Cat-Ass-Trophy

I may need to pull a 'rethink' on

all this 'gun rights' horseshit!

Since we can't keep guns away from the loons

(you know--the ones who already have them!),

let's just start handing out loaded guns to

EVERYBODY!

You know; Mexicans, Gays, Blacks, Liberals,

Mentally Ill, Menstruating Women, Single Women,

Loose Women, Lesbian Women, Abortionists,

Atheists, Immigrants, and so on...

and let us be 'more than ready' when the

nut balls start some shit.

If you can't beat 'em, be enjoined by 'em!

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You Make a Good Point...With Your Head



"...and now for this side of my mouth!"

Newt Gingrich says he believes the American people have a right

to bear arms since we need to be prepared to fight tyranny.

Okay, Nutty Newt; you finally convinced me.

I have never known a bigger tyrant than you (and your

Republican Idiot Squad,) attempting to strip rights and

separate this country, so I'll get a gun and put aside a

bullet with your tyrannical ass' name on it.

We'll have to determine point of entry for effect, though;

a bullet to the heart or the brain is unlikely to do any damage.

Asshole Supreme.

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Hand in Hand, Arms in Arm

But I do recall when my unarmed self,

flying solo, was campaigning for Obama

in 2008 and two ignorant local coppers

pulled their handguns on me in a feat

of intimidation and insanity.

As fate would have it, both those

inbred bastards are in the ground now

after less-than-stellar final days.

Sometimes shit does come back

around, after all, eh?

Keep firearms away from the

matter of protest and campaigns.

It's not a coincidence that the

people with the wrong party politics also

have the presumption to use physical

violence and intimidation to try and foist

their crazy views on others.

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