Countdown to Con-troversy

Yeah....about that....uh,

 Not really.

You may have heard some of the more

rabid and knuckle-dragging of your

Limbaugh-obsessed or Fox-viewing

compadres talking of an impending

impeachment of our inarguably most popular

and well-received President in some years.

It's nonsense.

The 'news' (whether a lampoon to

intentionally draw controversy and readers

or outright bad reporting,) originated in

the Weekly World News, which specializes

in...how do I put this delicately....

super trashed out bullshit.

Which, ya know, is along the same lines as Fox

News' credibility, so I imagine all their goofballs

have taken it on as a mantra "Come on March 11,

Come on March 11!" (the supposed beginning

date for Congress' fake Impeachment hearings.)

Don't get me wrong; I know there are a ton of morons

who are looking for a crisis, who are freaked out

about a black guy running the country, who

are just plain hatin' like there's no tomorrow.

And it would be their wet dream come true for this

to be a reality, but, SNAP!

Y'all got played... and then some!

Why don't they start investing energy in making this country

better, and stop demonizing our President?
Well, because they just aren't smart enough

to figure that out, naturally.

That Bandwagon-of-Stupid is just so enticing!

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A Note of 'Thanks' to the Log Cabin Republicans

The innate beauty of a repressed, self-hating homo;
the incomparable Roy Cohn


A Big and Hearty "Thanks...for Nuthin'"
to the joke-of-all-jokes, the Queer Republicans.

Followed by a healthy
"Go Fuck Yourselves!"
Because, seriously, no one else
had better be having sex with your worthless asses.


That's right; No more Dick for you.

Not an issue, I suppose, since
your heads are so far up your collective asses
that there's no possibility of fucking or sucking, anyway.

Too bad there's not an award for most embarrassing,
pandering, wrong-minded, self-destructive
nutty behavior.
At least then you'd have something to show for your actions.

LCR's Executive Director; What the fuck is he so happy about?

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Calling it Like I Smell 'em

I might as well carry this sign around,

full fucking time.

Seems like all I have surrounding me are bitches,

cons, liars, Can't-Understand-Nothing-Trolls, and selfish

 assholes...and brother, I am sick of it!

PURGE

!!>

Looks like Madge has the right idea there

with a little Fall cleaning!

"Crazy, begone! I gots my own shit

sandwich to finish devouring!

Don't need yours, too!"

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Get on Your Knees

Well, I can only think of one positive

outcome from someone going down

on their knees...

and silent meditation and favor-asking

of the Big J.C. ain't it, folks.

Prayer; when you're crazy enough to

believe that wishing and hoping and

dreaming and begging will make a damned

bit of existence in reality.

That an omniscient and omnipresent

and omniconscious deity is paying

attention and gives a shit

about what you think or want.

Or, you're pompous enough to imagine

a personal relationship with your

Pocket Protector which allows

you to personally interpret the

supernatural director's

plan and desire for your daily life.

Prayer; when sitting on your ass

and thinking about stuff seems more

useful than actually doing something.

But hey--how awesome that you're

self-important enough to think you

deserve to get what you want...at

the expense of someone else's happiness!

Right on, losers!

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