Just to Clarify, Haterz

Step the hell back.

I'm a real life, super deluxe G-D Super-Hero.

I don't want your praise.

I don't need your approval.

I'm gonna do what's right...

regardless of the misinterpretation,

regardless of the bullshit,

regardless of the cost.

Go talk some smack.

That'll hurt me...(not.)

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Recognize!

I  AM

AN  ADULT AND
A  SEXUAL  BEING.

I  WILL  NOT

IGNORE  THAT,

HIDE  THAT,

OR BE  ASHAMED  OF THAT

BECAUSE  YOU WERE

TRAINED  TO FEAR
AND BE REPULSED BY
YOUR  GENITALS
(OR YOUR DESIRES

DEEP WITHIN.)

YES, THAT'S RIGHT:

IT'S ALL PART AND PARCEL..

THERE IS NO SEPARATENESS.

RECOGNIZE...

AND RECONCILE.

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"Who Dat Jesus Be?"

Okay, it was bad enough when tinsel and ornaments were on display
at retail stores before the beach balls and suntan lotion were off
the shelves.

Now, starting before the 1st of November, we've had "Christmas music"
playing 24/7 on radio stations and in stores.

Enough. Absotively, irrefutably, ENOUGH!

I am boycotting any store and station that plays the 'seasonal music.'

I now proclaim that it is only acceptable to hear the following 3 forms
of Holiday music! (and these only periodically, starting the second week
of December!)

# 1: Irreverent music; You know, 'Jingle Bells' played out with hands
under the armpits making farting sounds......Elmer Fudd doing "Noel"....
funny parodies...shit like that.

# 2: Angry Christmas music; Heavy Metal cover songs,
extreme liberties taken with the lyrics, renditions like "To Hell
With a Merry Old Soul!", South Park doing a raunchy "Little
Drummer Boy"...

# 3: ANTI-Christmas music; any genre of music that wants to
record an anti-Holiday song, such as ""Fuck Commerce",
"Save the World; Blow it Up!", "Who Dat Jesus Be?",
and so forth.

Even Christ only took 3 damned days to rise from the dead
in his little story book...do we really need 60 damned days to
talk about it?!?

And, just a friendly reminder...
Not everybody gives a fuck about Jeebus or Santa Clause.

Give us a break.

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